At LQ & My Last Week In Euro
Last Friday night out at LQ was great! Great company Ethan, Christine, Brian, Kong, Marcus, and Betty (and another friend of theirs, sorry, didn’t get your name).
Maybe I was doing my
OH-SO-SLUTTY-YET-SEDUCTIVE dance, there was this 2 guys at the bar keep eyeing on me. One, is an Indian dude, and another is a fat foreigner. Both are definitely not my type at all, and they approached my girl friend Kristine to ask things about me?
WHAT A LOSER, with a
BIG L on the forehead! Hahahahha… Lucky Kristine knows how to answer them. Now I am her unofficial
PART TIME BF! Hahahaha…. Goodness gracias!
This week is going to be my last week with Euro RSCG. Next week, I am going to embark on a new journey with Saatchi & Saatchi. I hope things will be fine.
It’s sad to leave this family alike environment.
I will be writing my last APAC_KUL_ALL email.
I will be doing my last copy checking here.
I will have to backup all that data on this hard drive.
I will have to pack my stuff in the Double A box, then carry down to my car.
I will not be able to come in at 11am anymore.
I will not be able to fool around like, myself anymore.
I will not be writing my blog from this computer anymore.
*SIGH*
Things change, but my love for the people here will remain the same. Love ya lots peops!
I will go around later this week to snap pictures with my beloved colleagues, and I will upload here later, this coming Friday.
Random Ramblings
BEING MYSELF IS TIRING ENOUGH. Why?
Because I think we try to please other people too much, and therefore we suffer from the consequences.
No?
It’s just so
UTTERLY true!
It is only natural that people around us
JUDGE.
And it is only normal that we are
SENSETIVE to all that
JUDGMENTAL statements.
As we try to avoid and adjust those statement. We
LOST OUR OWN IDENTITY. So, we start questioning ourselves.
Is this what I want?
Is this what I aspire to be?
Is this the
IDEAL me?
Is this what will make people around me accept me?
Like it or not, we are not ourselves anymore.
We are other people’s
IDEAL person?
True? No?
Pleasing others, has become the routine and most shamefully,
PART OF OUR LIVE. So you still blame me for
“BEING MYSELF IS TIRING ENOUGH?” Then, think twice. And again.
Most VERSATILE Picture In The World, EVER
Please, if you really need, please
LAUGH OUT LOUD! This is
FUCKING HILARIOUS! The person who did this is
SUPER BRILLIANT. I SALUTE YOU! INTRODUCING THE BEST AND MOST CAMPAIGNABLE CREATIVE OF THE YEAR! *Please click. Trust me you'll never never regret looking at it!*I really love the FINALE picture. So damn fucking funny!
I Lurve MeMe….
Kekex tagged me! But I am much more than willing to be tagged, because since I becoming a copywriter, I have much more
FREE time than I used to have being a suit! Hehehe… so here I am typing this during official office hour! =)
But then again, if you’re looking for some juicy life story of me, I guess you better close this window by now, because your highness here, is still a
VIRGIN =P Kekex, I think I have a big chance disappointing you. Hey, I was a good boy back then you know. And now too!
10 years ago…(when I was barely 14 years old)I think I had a very traumatic childhood that I can’t remember a single thing I did then. I was 14yo, studying Form 3. Ah… now I remember, I was the only few in the class to take PMR (I come from private Chinese school background) and UEC exam. I don’t think I pass my PMR with flying colors, but I think I got merely a
PASS only. How sad, right? I think I was quite rebellious at that age, but at the same time, I was also the pet student. Because I was damn ‘gang-ho’ at taking part in all sorts of speech and etc. competition, and I bring fame to the school by winning big most of them. So, the teachers are kinda like in a love-hate situation with me. But I couldn’t care less. I am ruling them more than them ruling me! Hahahahahah….
5 years ago…(when I was at my prime time – 19years old) I went to Perth to continue my degree course. Actually, it’s the best year of my lifetime so far. Have you ever have the luxury of freedom to do anything while you’re from your parent’s control. The freedom of:
1. I don’t have to be a Cinderella anymore (yes, sad case, being the youngest and only son, my parents actually set curfew. But of course… not anymore).
2. Do anything you want, anytime you want, and whatever you want. Hearing that already gives you an orgasm, no?
3. Great friends in life comes along, and thus making my life richer. We laugh, we play, we travel, we party, and we bitch. Gone are those days we do our ‘things’ together no days no nights! Fun is an understatement.
4. Being comfortable with who I am.
1 year ago…(when I already is a working adult)Basically, going round and round in circles over the same routine. Sleep, eat, work, eat, and party. And the cycle goes on and on and on and on… I was still working as a suit at this current company. I have to take craps from both the Client and Creative. That make life all the worst. But good thing is that met a bunch of nice people from work and outside of work. So that has actually live up some spice in my life. Life’s never bored with them around. I lurve them!
Yesterday I was…Back in the office after dinner with Pat, Lily, and Kristine, then continue to write endless copy until 4am in the morning. I want my fucking prime time back! I world evolves around eat, sleep, write, and write and write and write and write. See, not even SEX! And I don’t think I even have time to get horny too! (Kekex, nah, finally I wrote the SEX word. Happy?) =P
Being creative, I decided to add this section myself.
5-hours Ago I was… Replying this tag. In between I did very little copywriting, went for lunch, ciggi break, and took a dump too.
5 Most Recent Songs I Listen To…1. Circles – Mariah Carey
2. Trouble Sleeping – Corrine Bailey Rae
3. Love’s Beautiful – Tanya Chua
4. Superwomen – Karen White
5. Love Shoulda Brought You Home – Toni Braxton
5 Songs I Know The Words To… 1. Circles – Mariah Carey
2. Fly Like A Bird – Mariah Cary
3. Love Should Brought You Home – Toni Braxton
4. Love’s Beautiful – Tanya Chua
5. Superwomen – Karent White
6. Saving All My Love For You – Whitney Houston
* I know 6 instead of 5 songs lyric from top to bottom. You
tiup ah? Hehehehehe…
Ideal Place For Running Away To…Perth, Australia
(To clarify, Perth is not entirely a boring place. Any other place can be a boring place, but it is how you bring liveliness to it and have fun out of it with the friends around you, right?) 5 Things I Really Want…1.
Hot Boyfriend; OR
2.
Cute Boyfriend; OR
3.
Lean & Tone Boyfriend; OR
4.
Rich Boyfriend; OR
5.
All of The Above Boyfriend –
MUST HAVE!
(Don’t you get it? I don’t need car and house and cash, I already got them all. I need MAN!) 5 Biggest Joy In My Life…1. Friends
2. Being myself
3. Being loved by friends (yet to get love from the ‘All-of-The-Above Boyfriend)
4. Family
5. Feeling all high and mighty when I achieve my goal and some impossible.
5 People I Tag… 1. You
2. Yes, you
3. Yup, the one looking at the monitor screen one
4. Yes you, the one reading this line.
5.
God dammit! Don’t hesitate! It’s you.
SUPERMAN, Please Come Home...
Needless to say, the new and improved
SUPERMAN (I shall call him SPERMAN) - Brandon Routh is so
FUCKING HOT! He might have missed his way home, so I have created a posted to help him come back to PAPA. Everyone, please pass around. And please ask him to come home to PAPA! PAPA miss him muchy!
Why Do I Need Sex So Desperately?
Joe saw my MSN nick and decided to chat with me for a while, and here's how our conversation goes:
NetAlien says:u need sex?
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:ya lor
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:so stress!
NetAlien says:hahah
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:suddenly robbed into Microsoft pitch!
NetAlien says:u started new job?
NetAlien says:oic
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:preentation tomorrow
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:no starting work on 1st Aug
NetAlien says:all done?
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:NO!
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:that's why I need sex
NetAlien says:haha sex b4 presentation good?
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:like i care man. I need to screw my brains out!
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:so it can take a deep breath! and refresh!
NetAlien says:haha u r funny la
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:hahahahahahaha
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:issit?
NetAlien says:yalor
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:good! which means i'm not insane yet.
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:heheheheheh
NetAlien says:go randomly rape someone la
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:no one is appetizing enough for me to rape!
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:I hate this office now
★..:::Funkster™:::..So stress I need SEX! says:full of sorry face people
NetAlien says:haha
OK, I admit, I find it funny too! Hehehehe....
I Am Afraid Of...
Used to be best friend Eng(since secondary school) called me up at around 8pm-ish to arrange for a 'yum cha' session. I thought, sure why not, since I have nothing to do after the dinner. Joey and Renay kept pestering me to join them for the viewing of the final football match, and my answer to anyone who ask me if I watch football are the usual standard lines:
Football? Yikes, me no likey. It's stoopid enough to see 24 men chasing after a ball. And furthermore, I'll rather watch my own balls. It's an even better experience. Because I get to feel them!
(I'm sorry if I have offended any football fanatic, but this is just my utterly frank opinion in regards to football. No offence and no personal attack intended.) So back to the original story.
At 10:30pm, I rush all the way from Kepong to Klang, just meet up with them. When I arrived, it was already raining heavily, I hopped out my car quickly, ran, and sat down with them. Panting. And cold.
I wasn't aware that the session was joined by 2 fellow strangers. 1 guy and a girl. The guy was kinda Beng, and the girl was too ah lian to begin with, and did I forget to mention that she was super talkative? If she wasn't my friend's friend, I would have show her my true diva color by telling her -
'darling, I think I'm allergy to you. If you don't mind can you sit further? And by the way, I don't quite understand your nonsense and you're really too loud, that makes me almost impotent!' Sccccccccrrrrrew you, bitch!
And too my disgust, the 'yum cha' session is not a time to catch up with friends that I haven't meet for quite sometime.
IT WAS A MAJOR SET UP! And only to be at the location to find out that, my friends are trying to sell me some direct selling products. I was totally,
SO TOTALLY upset with him.
I may have not say this before, that I am not afraid of ugly or weird people, but I am utterly most afraid of 2 types of people -
The Direct Selling Agent and The Insurance Agent. They are my
BIGGEST TABOO in life!
However, ECP knew that I was quite upset with him, so he quickly establish the agenda of the session. All he wanted was to demonstrate something to me and if I am not interested, he will stop. I acknowledge the fact that he is willing to be such a kind soul to respect me choice, and he would stop if I am feeling utmost uncomfortable.
Now, this is how true friends are suppose to be, they wouldn't put you up in situation that you don't feel comfortable in, and most fundamentally, they respect your choice. Unlike some hard core agents that I met in the past. I can even smell from miles away that they just
WANT MY FUCKING MONEY! CCY, my ex-secondary school mate is a typical example. He used to call me everyweek to join him for some motivational talk, and he thinks that I will find it useful even for my career and bla bla bla bla bla and that I should not miss the opportunity. Being a close friend, I wasn't sure if and I don't know how to say
NO to his request in the begining. In response to not trying to let my close friend down or even make him lose face, I joined him for one of the session. To only discover that his intention was trying to get me to join him under his wing as a member and agent as the final catch really disgust me to the max from even trying to not let him down or save his face.
Cheeses Christ! Darling, just a lil respect for your good friend? Hard to fulfill? No?
ECP has no doubt helped me to put agents in a
LITTLE different perspective. For the very least of showing me the respect I deserves. Thank you ECP!
There's actually quite a lot in my mind now. But I am too tired to continue and it's 3pm now. I need to catch my beauty sleep. Will continue again if my thoughts didn't run hay wire.
My Personality. Yes? No?
| You Have A Type A- Personality |
You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.
When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds |
Well, the thing is, I do admit that I have certain abilities that worth the above mentioned, but then again, me judging myself? Not too accurate right? So, maybe for those that know me really well, I may give you the one and only opportunity to judge me!
OK, make sure is for this very moment only =)
Another Joke...
OK, I heard this from a friend too. Funny... heheheheh!
Why is Superman's costume always so tight? ANSWER: Because he wears an
S size!
Hahahahahahahahah..................!!!!!! Funny right?
Some Silly Jokes...
Alright, I don't know what will you guys react to the jokes, but personally, I was laughing damn hard to it! It is seriously, way too
FUNNY, for me at least =)
A : People who lives in Malaysia is called?
B : Malaysian
A : What about Singapore?
C : Singaporean
A : OK, in Jamaica?
B : Jamaican
A : Good, what about Japan
B : Japanese
A : Erm... Hong Kong?
C : Hongki
B : Cannot call them Hongki. They will get offended.
A : Correct!
C : Then call them what wor?
B : You have a choice to call them Hong Kong-nites Or Hong Konger
A : Correcto! What about Indonesia people, what do you call them?
C : Indon
B : Wrong wrong wrong! They don't like to be called Indon. You'll be bashed up if say that in Indonesia. To them, Indo is used to address the people in their lowest class of the heirarchy. So, never never, associate them with Indon maid.
C : Oh I see.
A : OK, what about UK
C : British
B : Wah, so cleber.
A : Philipphines?
B : Philipino
C : I know that too.
A : You all so cleber. One last one, what about Thailand?
B : I know, I know!
Thailandnese! A + C : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
C : You bodoh (stupid fool), they are called Thais!
Funny not? I think it's
SUPER FUNNY! ----------------------------------------------------------------
Also, there was this Malay designer of mine, damn kau
FUNNY! I was wearing this letter 'N' bling bling today and he suddenly asked me:
Azizul : Eh miang, apa 'N' ni yang kau pakai?
(Oi slut, what's that 'N' thing you wearing). Me : Ala, bling bling la. Aku beli kat Bangkok. Cantik tak?
(It's a bling bling. I bought from Bangkok, got nice?) Azizul : Eh, you ah memang miang lar. Apa maksud 'N' tu?
(You're such a slut. What does that 'N' means?) Me : Tak boleh ke? I aku suka ke u suka? Pasal pun, gaji tak naik! Itu 'N' untuk nama ku lar, bodoh.
(Cannot meh? But I like. Even if it matters to you, not like you're going to get an increment right? The 'N' actually stands for my name, you fool.) (Now, Azizul was trying to be a lil bit funny, by giving me a girly name. The intention was purely innocent and impromptu. It is simply an unconscious mistake)
Azizul : 'N' tu Annastacia ke?
(What, 'N' stands for Annastacia?) Me : What? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You tau spelling ke tidak? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. ABC lu sudah salah lah!
(What? HAHAHAHAH! You know you're spelling or not? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Your ABC all wrong la!)Azizul : Argh... chee bye!!!
Writing Radio Scripts
By the way, I really enjoy writing quirky radio script. It is damn fun!
Got
1 AmBank recording and
Carlsberg CNY presentation to attend tomorrow,
4 ASTRO TVC online to attend on Wednesday,
4 MBF recording to attend on Thursday, and finally
1 OSIM recording on Friday.
Gosh, this week is pack!
Writer's Block
Bloody hell King Chou! :P
I hate you, for making me write the fucking hard CNY copy. It's so hard you know! I stared at the screen for hours, as if I had a total blackout! My 1st ever writer's block. Keep refering info here and there, but still can't write a single word.
But at last, i've finished it! Yayness. And I am quite happy and impressed by meself :P
Anyway, spoke to the management today regarding my choice. I am not staying on for the copywriting job. I am moving to Saatchi and Saatchi commencing 1st August. Luckily, they are quite supportive about it. Well they really respect my choice. I am really really glad.
Thank you very much Rajiv and Case.
