Blah Blah Blah...
Yesterday, John asked Dawn, Anne, and me out for private talk over dinner. As usual, we did not expect it to be anything good, but it was quite emotional. At least not for me.
John appreciate our work and effort very much, however, he thinks that we did not approach him for help but taking everything to ourself, in the end, break down and burn out. To a certain extend, we did not use him as a resources to help until the very last minute or worst case when things is in bad shape. And subsequently, it's too late for him to help. Typical example he pointed out was XXXXXX, XXX and XXX accounts. He thinks we need to have transparent communication and talk to each other more often to understand where everyone stands.
He did not talk too much about me and my set of account. But, I am great that he really appreciate the team's efforts and sacrifies for this account, from 8 months ago, we were almost close to being fired, to now moving towards the regional level.
Of course, the 2 ladies did got emotional and they tear there and then speaking their mind on certain issues. To them this is not the 1st time they did it, but for me it was something different... that I have not ever experience in other groups before. I guess this is what make John's team special. The occasional confrantation. During the whole night I guess I speak less than 50 words. It's not that I kept things to myself, but it's that I already had a private talk with John just last week and by now he should know my issues and concerns. So there's nothing much for me to reiterate.
John is very observant. He know what type of person you are when he talks to you. That's scary! Anyway, his perception on me is that he thinks that I am very playful, never fail to make him laugh, a bit slack on time management (work planning in specific) and I had a lot of things in my mind which I do not want to share (well, he is talking about things like office issues and all that, got nothing to do with personal stuff anyway). That's why he created this avenue for us to chat about.
Seriously, I have nothing to say. I have no issue with anything, besides Margaret. Period. OK, maybe sometime I hate my Client so badly that I dreamt myself as a murderer and I killed all of them. I will only open my mouth only pertaining to SERIOUS issues. OK OK... John, I hear you. I know where you are coming from. I will come up to you more often now and give you all that uncessary shit =P
Anyway, Chit / Francois / John was extremely pissed off with M because of her body language, her leadership, and her big mouth. Well guys, it's kind of P&C so I can't really write here. All in all, the management was PISSED about it.
OK. I got 2 briefs to write and tons of work to do tomorrow. Better go off early now and come in to work earlier (which never happen to me...ah...what the heck)!
Night.
GENERAL KNOWLEDGE...
Many people asked me if I would like to become a Client one day, my answer for the moment is NO.
Because generally Client are not knowledgable (OK, am stereotyping, but most of my Clients are REALLY PIG STUPID. I know some of them are brilliant, but GOD is playing this unfair game with me! Damn DIU...)
I think all Client needs to go to KUMON. THIS MUST BE ENFORCED AS A MANDATORY.
Life's A BITCH!
Sometime I just hate myself. Why do I have the passion for so many things, and why do I take responsibility of every things I have passion for.
That's not fair... LIFE'S A BITCH!
The TRUTH Is Out!
Hehehehehe..... this is interesting! I guess it's a good way to see how poeple look at me =P
Please copy/paste onto a comment box and fill in the blanks :)
Dear Nicky D,
You are really _____. You should _____. We need to go _____. After that we can _____. Remember that time we _____? That was real _____. Maybe tomorrow we can _____. You are my _____.
Signed your _____,
_____
P.S. _______.
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This is consider my not so X rated version .... hahahaha. Doesn't really make sense huh? But what the heck? It's for fun! =P
Dear Nicky D,
You are really A COCK TEASER. You should STRIP NAKED, LIKE NOW. We need to go for GOLDEN SHOWER. After that we can DO THE 'HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME'. Remember that time we MET AT PUDU BAS STATION? That was really EXPLOSIVE & HOT. H to the O to the T! IT'S FUCKING HOT. Maybe tomorrow we can MAKE LOVE LIKE NO TOMORROW. You are my ULTIMATE SLUT.
Signed your COCK SUCKER,
Ai Suc Kok
P.S. I CAN'T WAIT NO MORE! YOU'RE MY BITCH, AM YOUR PIMP!
What Would Your Response Be?
OK, this is interesting yet funny. And I think this is how I would answer if THIS happened.
Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me.
Q: What would you like to drink? Fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, capuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
A: Tea please.
Q: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, iced tea or green tea?
A: Ceylon tea.
Q: With milk, or fresh cream?
A: With milk please.
Q: Goat's milk or cow's milk?
A: With cow's milk please.
Q: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
A: Um, I'll just take it black.
Q: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
A: With sugar please.
Q: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
A: Cane sugar.
Q: White or brown sugar?
A: Just give me a glass of water.
Q: Mineral water or distilled water?
A: Mineral water.
Q: Flavoured or non-flavoured?
A: I think I'll just die of thirst
My Answer: JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT OF THE WINDOW!
So tell me dahlings, how would you act upon this irritation?
Useless Piece of SHIT!
MC, you are a useless piece of SHIT! Stop claiming that you are busy on ASTRO! I see you do no jack shit for ASTRO. A was the one driving it! Geez... going back at 5:30 or 6:00 sharp doesn't mean that you're effective nor efficient. You are just merely FUCKING GREAT TAI CHI MASTER! You chao-z-bye!
You have done nothing for my account. And being a senior person on the account, you task is not only ANSWERING CLIENT's PHONE CALL. Your are ought to do some STRATEGIC THINKING, but I guess your brain was full of SHIT that's why you ask us to do! GO TO HELL! And, you know what? YOUR BRIEF SUCKS! Even SHANE CAN WRITE A BETTER CREATIVE BRIEF THAN YOU! Go take some KUMON COURSE and start writing better brieft. STOP REPEATING over what client said. They know the SHIT better than you! DUMB ASS. And STOP THAT BULL-SHITTING WITH ME! You still have got your 360 touchpoint evaluation FROM ME! When it comes to me, YOU AIN'T GOING TO GET WHAT YOU ASK FOR! BITCH!
And last BUT not least - FUCK YOU!
Boring Sh*t
OK, it was 2 days ago since I last blog. Didn't really have the time to blog, although I really feel like it.
FYI, I was working throughout the weekend with my boss in the office.
First, my Saturday was gone, because the night before I went home late and I slept late, so I end up coming to an internal creative review
LATE.
Secondly, my Sunday was gone too, because I went home late the day before as well (was at Poppy Garden with Joey and gang till 4 plus, reach home almost 5am), woke up late (as usual, but you can't blame me u see...it's suppose to be my
WEEKENDS...), went to the car mechanics place to fix my old tyres, realignment and etc (
FUCK... it cost me about
RM350 plus) and, subsequently came into the office late too!
*Sigh* Luckily, my boss was late too!
OK, I think I lost my thoughts, but I really hate this
BITCH call Margaret in my office. She's like the
REAL BITCH! Long story, rest assure I will blog the story in the next or next next entry =P
Here's some
LOOOOOOOOONG overdue pics Desmond was suppose to send me. Anyway, for your viewing pleasure...
Stupid 'SoulOut' waiter asked me to wear this
MOTHER FUCKING UGLY 'Birthday Band'. Can't they give me something nicer? But well, my colleagues celebrated my 24th b'day with me and it was a memorable one, cause they all pushing me and
'FUNDING' me to go
'K-ui Kai'! I'm like
WTF woi!
YES! I was seriously thinking about
WORK! OK, OK... I was
FANTASIZING! Content? I'll keep it to myself =P
One of my favourite colleague -
'Pho Bee' Chia
My new clubbing
'KAKI' - Alex Chin, she's beauti'fool' isn't she? Keep your hands off dahling, she's a mother already OK! And,
NO I wasn't trying to act cute. That was the
NATURAL me =P
We like
FAKE SMILE-ing to ignorant peoples...
Introducing -
NICKY DOMINIQUE's SPECIAL --> VIGINA MOUTH!
#^%@$*
FUCK! It's like my 24334523 attempt to reach my Client on her mobile and she is not fucking answering!
What should I do now? Go and burn down her house?
GOOD IDEA! BUT WHERE'S HER HOUSE?!?
My Make Up On Latest Pantene TVC Storyboard
"Dahling, you want to have my kind of hair? Use Pantene, you can definitely..."
"... see the difference. Of course, stronger hair..."
"...no split ends with great smell too. Argh... I LIKE!"
"Pantene, my choice. What's yours?"
Everybody Loves MoMo
Yes, I got this very beloved friend, name MoMo (cannot reveal her real name la, I love her so have to protect her la*). She's beautiful (in the eyes of beholder), witty, funny, and professional. I like her
A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT! Everytime we hang out together, we never fail to laugh till the customer at the next table request for a change of seat / table. We are blatantly
LOUD!
See our SMS chat and I think you will get what I mean =)
Nicky --> MoMoHellow sweetheart good luck and save trip tomorrow. Remember to pack your passport and air ticket. And its ok to have dirty weekend in Jakarta =)ahahaha if you ain't getting dirty, darling I AM! hahaha. And god dammit don't ignore my sms and pretend to be like really busy. At least reply me with 'am ok' or some shit. ;) Dun laugh over my sohai shuffling technique. Its unique ok =)
MoMo --> Nicky chao fan, liku liku, full hse! hehe. stil @ work. wil b good promise. u wan anthing frm jakarta?
Nicky --> MoMo No la I want you back soon so we can party ;)
MoMo --> Nicky we wil, then we can do our special dance! hehe
Nicky --> MoMo Oh and I want you to be back soon to tell me more story about that evil bitch ;)
MoMo --> Nicky yeah man she's evil. stab her eyes then she know.
Nicky --> MoMoHaha and plug her bulu chee bye one by one and let her suffer in pain. And then we combine our special dance and slap her left right center up side down :) I am sure patrick will have more story to tell when you are back. We share share ya. And one carton of marlboro light and jack daniel will do. I pay you back.
MoMo --> Nicky u really make me laugh la! hahaha. ok, no prob wil get u d stuffs.
GOD MoMo is so adorable. I love her,
I SWEAR!
*Yeah right, KONON-NYA! So much of protecting her name, but revealing her picture =P
