Monday, April 18, 2005

Countdown To My BALI Trip

Yo yo yo! 3 weeks more and i'm off to Bali.

So can't wait for the day arrive. By the way, I think am 80% packed. So anytime if you tell me my trip has been brought forward earlier, I can just take my laguage and go, ANYTIME!

Hehe....

So... yes am going there to breakaway. Not going to entertain any calls from Client or even from my company. Although I will have roaming available with me but still, it's to keep my friend update on my 'DIRTY' trip only!

I plan to sun tan everyday by the beach, BUT, I need sun tan lotion. Anyone know where I can get a good sun tan lotion. I search all around some farmasi, but all they are selling are nothing besides sun block. Where can I get a good sun tan lotion? Tell me and I will reward you something from BALI. =P Good catch huh?

Friday, April 15, 2005

5sec Happiness!

I'm a Hunky Faggot!

I'm a Hunky Faggot! Oh hello. I am completely gorgeous. You may touch me for a nominal fee, although I’d prefer that you were at least as hot as I am. I was genetically engineered for pleasure. Mine.

What kind of Faggot are you?
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For 5sec I was so Happy that I am a Hunky Faggot! But then when it comes to the 6th second....'OUCH' reality hits!

So... don't bug me. I am on DIET now. =P

Monday, April 11, 2005

The Scary Approach...

Last Saturday, I met up with a bunch of old collage mates at California Chicken Pizza, KLCC. We had a good chat over lunch and some nice shots were taken. Will upload the post soon lar.

Anyway, as I was waiting outside the restaurant for the girls to come out (from the loo), these 2 UGLY, FAT, SMELLY looking Malay bapok (we call it the ah-kua) approached me and say: 'Hello handsome, apa nama engkau?'

They freak me out SO BADLY, and I almost cry! Of course not, just kidding...

Well, in return, I gave them the OH-SO-BITCHY, I-DON'T-GIVE-A-FARK-ABOUT-YOU STARE and walked off from there (without waiting for my friends. Shit, am so cruel).

Actually, not that I am racist about it, neither do I hate the bapoks, but it wasn't a friendly approach that they made, but the...you know...I-WANNA-GANG-RAPE-YOU kind of feeling that I got out of it. Very uncomfortable.

Confession: Ok.. if they are cute, I might just flirt with them... =P

Anyway... Also met up with a few ex-colleagues from my current company, had a good time reminiscing the old good days. Quite fruitful actually.

Then MING has this brilliant idea, bringing us to Modesto for flavoured oxegyen! RM10 for purchasing the tube (you know the one used in the hospital, stuck into your nose one... especially for those that have problem breathing... yaya... that kind of tube =P) with unlimited time spend on it. COOL! I spend most of my time on spearmint, which helps ease headache and it works (I got a slight migrain at that point of time anyway)! And apparently, to CASS, the orange one makes her horny? Hmmmm, interesting isn't it...

Sunday, April 10, 2005

I Kid You Not!

To those whom think am just a normal person, hell is await you! I'm so speacial, that god has given my PENIS a name!

Your Penis Name is: Elvis

Get your own Penis Name

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Any Potential Dates Matching My Requirement(s)? =)

Your dating personality profile:

Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about her appearance.
Athletic - Physical fitness is one of your priorities. You find the time to work athletic pursuits into your schedule. You enjoy being active.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Your date match profile:

Stylish - You cannot put up with someone who is lacking in style. You want an original, someone with flare, someone with good taste.
Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps her body in top shape.
Wealthy/Ambitious - You seek someone with goals, someone to whom success is important. You would like for this person to open up new experiences and opportunities for you.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Stylish
2. Athletic
3. Big-Hearted
4. Liberal
5. Wealthy/Ambitious
6. Sensual
7. Funny
8. Adventurous
9. Religious
10. Outgoing
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Stylish
2. Athletic
3. Wealthy/Ambitious
4. Outgoing
5. Adventurous
6. Sensual
7. Funny
8. Practical
9. Religious
10. Big-Hearted

Take the Online Dating Personality Quiz at Dating Diversions

Guess What!?

Yeay, I finally pierced my nose. Having the thought for about 2 and a half year (since I was in Australia until now) I finally pluck the courage dunno from else where to go pierce my nose YESTERDAY.

It looks funny now as I am still getting used to it! But generally the process was ok, NO PAIN at all! I am amused!

Thanks to Ming whom actually accompanied me for this event and she promised me to get me a nice nose stud after one week. And of course I can have my own sweet time shopping for it now!

Monday, April 04, 2005

I LOVE Edna!

Edna
Which Incredibles Character Are You?

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What's NOT to love about Edna! And what's NOT to love about Nicky! I'm gorgeous baby!

April Fool

I wrote my resignation letter on the day of April fool and handed it to my second boss. He read it, and the face was so nasty, and black!

He then turn around and ask:

Jordan : Nicky, why do you have to do this?

Nicky : I don't have a choice, I am feeling uncomfortable here already

Jordan : We need to talk.

(I cannot tahan anymore... and I burst out LAUGHING...)

Nicky : Boss, you didn't read the fine print at the bottom ar?

(It was a fine print at 1pt size stating - Happy April Fool!)

Jordan : Bloody fool... you idiot!

(And he started to kick me!)

Heheheheheh..... am so good at this prank! Wonder if I should do this to John too?

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On a separate note, am going to Bali in the month of May and I dunno if I will die there due to the forthcoming earthquake that's predicted to happen in within 3 month's time.

Whatever, if I were to die, I will die anytime lar...